thinking about my homework is probably as far as im gonna get with it
I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.
any negative thing that can happen about yahoo buying tumblr is worth the “david karp daddy” jokes stopping
how sure are you about that
vomits on everything
Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?
Egberts?
Pizza?
John Green?
A vegan?
The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers.
and the vegan wins
im crying bc i just read an article saying that bieber literally called his manager at 3 am to say he decided that it should be spelled swaggy instead of swaggie
THIS IS SOME GRADE A BULLSHIT SHE CONSTANTLY PATRONIZES PEOPLE ABOUT JUSTIN AND BRINGS HIM UP 987654345 TIMES THEN WHEN HE’S FINALLY HERE SHE LEAVES??????? WHAT THE ACTUAL
JUSTINS HERE IM SCREMAINGJKLAN;LKSAM’ASL
They are in fact holding hands in the very beginning and then they let go.
i do not like selena
i do not like jelena
i do not like them here
i do not like them there
i do not like them anywhere
harry giving louis some chocolate x